Foods for Thoughts ~

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I have not been blogging much lately. I'm 'trying' to spend less time in front of the computer and more time doing some things I used to do like reading the books I bought eons ago and playing my guitar. I've had it for 8 years but I've only played it maybe 8 times. The Dad got the little one a guitar yesterday so I'm going to teach her some basic chords to get her started. Wish us luck!!!

In the meantime, here are some 'foods for thoughts' I lifted from the email Joke of the Day sends me daily.

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* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.