Sunday, March 16, 2008

Anniversary Mistake...

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This one is for you women out there. Make sure you ask for more specific gifts from your husband or significant other during your anniversary or any other occasion. Some men are like horses, they have blinders on so they have "limited" visions...

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Anniversary Mistake...

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.


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