Joke Time...
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I was doing some rounds yesterday or the day before yesterday in the chat board I frequent to. I came across this joke and I think it's funny. I think I read this one before but it still cracks me up everytime I read it. Enjoy.
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
Reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
On backwards. The little boy asked why he
Wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said: 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied:
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar Like that.'
The priest looked up from his book And answered:
'I am the Father of many.' The boy said:
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
Grandchildren and he doesn't wear
His collar that way!'
The Priest, getting impatient, said:
'I am the Father of hundreds'
And went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said:
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
Your pants backwards instead of your Collar.
I was doing some rounds yesterday or the day before yesterday in the chat board I frequent to. I came across this joke and I think it's funny. I think I read this one before but it still cracks me up everytime I read it. Enjoy.
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
Reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
On backwards. The little boy asked why he
Wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said: 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied:
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar Like that.'
The priest looked up from his book And answered:
'I am the Father of many.' The boy said:
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
Grandchildren and he doesn't wear
His collar that way!'
The Priest, getting impatient, said:
'I am the Father of hundreds'
And went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said:
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
Your pants backwards instead of your Collar.
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