All In the Eye of the Beholder...


Many of us are guilty of looking at others our own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't be that old". If you've ever done this, then you'll appreciate the following. I am just hoping that I wouldn't have the same encounter with my former classmates...LOL!!

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"In 1965," he replied. "Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely . and then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired decrepit son-of-a-b*tch asked, "What did you teach?"


Anonymous said…
Hahhahahahhaha!!!! eh kasi dapat ang sinabi na lang nya eh "you were my crushmate"

Anyways, happy friday and enjoy the weekend. AM lucky na ang dentist ko is girl now I have an after shock of the filling and anesthesia waaahhh!!!! she's fixing my teeth.
Nelle said…
LOL! hahaha, funny. I was confused for a second to the extreme use of adjectives at the end, "What did you teach?" haha,, funny. I wonder how the woman look like.

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