Things To Know About Chuck Norris...
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for .
doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with .
does not sleep. He waits.
is currently suing , claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind ’ beard. There is only another fist.
When does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as . was cold, so he turned the sun up.
can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
gave that smile.
can slam a revolving door.
. does not get frostbite. bites frost
Remember the ? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.