Who's More Clever???


The Teacher or the Students??? You decide...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie. .... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.


Just Mhe said…
Nyahahahahahahahaha...........this is very funny!
HONEY said…
wahehehhehehee...Good exercise for the jaws.... In this situation te, I think the Students are more clever than the teacher...
Nova said…
this is really funny... thank you for sharing this article...

doing my rounds sis... i'm having trouble with my reviews... wala akong nakuha.. i had one yesterday but i let it go. and now, i'm thinking if i'll pursue the $60 video camera reviews of not..... just totally lazy...

happy friday.. wish you will have a great days.
if they were my students, i will not be amused. terror ako e. LOL

start refreshing on math! lapit ka ng magturo ulit sa anak mo.=)
Lisa said…
Funny jokes, ha-ha-ha!!! BTW, will you please add here my new blog, http://liskitchen.com. I'll add you there too.

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