Thursday, April 10, 2008

Who's More Clever???

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The Teacher or the Students??? You decide...

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie. .... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

5 comments:

"Life is a Journey not a Destination" said...

Nyahahahahahahahaha...........this is very funny!

HONEY said...

wahehehhehehee...Good exercise for the jaws.... In this situation te, I think the Students are more clever than the teacher...

JeFF & NoVa said...

this is really funny... thank you for sharing this article...

doing my rounds sis... i'm having trouble with my reviews... wala akong nakuha.. i had one yesterday but i let it go. and now, i'm thinking if i'll pursue the $60 video camera reviews of not..... just totally lazy...

happy friday.. wish you will have a great days.

desperate blogger said...

if they were my students, i will not be amused. terror ako e. LOL

start refreshing on math! lapit ka ng magturo ulit sa anak mo.=)

Lisa said...

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