Sunday, August 23, 2009

He Is Watching You...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The same kind of people that would name a pit bull, Jesus."



from: Joke of the Day

5 comments:

chubskulit said...

hehehe thanks for this dose of laugh mommy jules, needed this..

Tita Beng said...

It pays to be a religious pet owner! ha ha ha! I love this joke! Thanks for sharing!

Same weather here, J! Sobrang mainit tapos biglang uulan ng malakas. Buti na lng it didn't rain the whole day today. We were able to enjoy our day at the beach.

Lumaki a ba yung mga trees na itinanim ninyo?

honey said...

Hi Ate J,

I been out in the blogging community for a week. Also thanks for advice. So glad I had a friend in you, now I am studying my lesson before and after bed.. Thanks mommy because it works..

Regards me to your pretty little Erica.. mwuahugs!

Kisses,
Honey

The Leaves of Tarkong said...

it's very timely for the robbery that happened at my cousin's house the other night... whew! good thing this was more fun than that one! lol

by the way, your comment didnt get through. will check a lil later if anything comes up in my mail. :)

JK said...

That is just great... I really liked this post...

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