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Since I am not in the mood to write, I thought of posting these funny lessons I got from Joke of the Day...
Have a good day, everyone....
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
Have a good day, everyone....
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
2 comments:
haha...this put a smile on my face.
waiting for my laundry to dry. same-o-same-o with the cold weather here.nakakatamad gumalaw.
hope you're feeling more lively today. drink a good cup of coffee kaya.
I think the 4th to the last is meant for me. I've already lost a number of friends only because I lent them money. Kaya scared na ako magpahiram eh. Baka mabawasan na naman ako ng friend.
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