Wednesday, January 20, 2010

SoMe FuNnY LeSsOnS...

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Since I am not in the mood to write, I thought of posting these funny lessons I got from Joke of the Day...

Have a good day, everyone....

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

2 comments:

J said...

haha...this put a smile on my face.

waiting for my laundry to dry. same-o-same-o with the cold weather here.nakakatamad gumalaw.

hope you're feeling more lively today. drink a good cup of coffee kaya.

Beng Gee said...

I think the 4th to the last is meant for me. I've already lost a number of friends only because I lent them money. Kaya scared na ako magpahiram eh. Baka mabawasan na naman ako ng friend.

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L-O-S-T. I guess that about sums up how I'm feeling right now...with blogging anyway. I don't even know how to start this post. 😕...